"If I do like him, I'll tap my foot twice. No, that's ridiculous. I'll work the word "volcano" into a sentence."

Something that happens almost daily since I got here is that I walk past a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop on my way to get a juice-drink or look at shoes or have a latte or whatever. It's just sitting there, clearly to cocktease me with its sugary goodness and hedonistic delight. So far I've been good and haven't bought one, but omg, just looking at them makes me want to moan in pleasure. Seriously, at this very moment, if someone offered me a choice between Joaquin Phoenix, completely naked and possibly oiled up, OR a glazed chocolate cake doughnut, I honestly am not sure what I would choose.